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Peinlich, peinlich…

Am Mittwoch bin ich in den Drive-In bei McDonalds gefahren, um noch schnell einen Happen zum Abendessen zu Julia mitzubringen. Ökologisch mitdenkend wie man nunmal ist, stell ich den Motor ab und gebe dem Mädel meine Bestellung. Als ich dann das gewünschte Menu sicher auf dem Beifahrersitz verstaut hatte, wollte ich lächelnd losfahren, dreh den Zündschlüssel um, und… richtig, es ist nichts passiert. Nur ein leises “Klick” aus dem Motorraum.

Ich denk mir “Was is jetzt?”, das ganze nochmal! Wieder nur ein “Klick”. Hinter mir seh ich eine Mutter mit Kindern, die langsam ungeduldig drein schauen. Nochmal “Klick”. Ok, jetzt muss eine Lösung her. Ich will aussteigen um den Wagen zur Seite zu schieben und stell erstmal fest, dass ich zu nah am Schalter geparkt habe und deswegen nicht auf der Fahrerseite aussteigen kann. Also, Hintern auf die Beifahrerseite geschoben, dabei das McDonalds Futter nicht zerquetschen, und aus der Beifahrertür aussteigen. Dann rum ums Auto und den Wagen auf den Parkplatz geschoben. Währendessen hör ich hintermir das fröhliche Lachen des Mädels am Schalter. Wirklich. Peinlicher gehts nicht. Aber sie hat sich ein Herz gefasst, kam raus und hat schieben geholfen. Immerhin.

Daraufhin hab ich Julia angerufen, und ihr gesagt, wenn sie noch warmes Essen möchte, sollte sie zum McDonalds kommen und am besten gleich ein Starthilfekabel mitbringen, weil meine Möhre nicht anspringt.Tja, sie ist dann gekommen, die Karre ist nicht angesprungen, wir haben sie über Nacht dort stehen lassen, ich bin am nächsten Tag mit meinem Vater zurück gekommen, damit er sich das ganze mal anschaut.

Er macht die Motorhaube auf, sagt mir ich soll mal versuchen zu starten, runzelt bei dem “Klick” nur die Stirn und fängt an in seiner Werkzeugkiste zu kramen. Zurück mit einem Hammer und einem Meisel kratzt er ein wenig im Motor rum, um dann zwei-dreimal gezielt zuzuschlagen. Ich soll ein weiteres mal starten, und siehe da, der Motor springt an. Ich war baff, mal wieder ostdeutsche Methoden. Anscheinend hatte sich etwas im Anlasser verklemmt, dass durch die Schläge wieder freigemacht wurde.

Am nächsten Abend hatte ich das gleiche Problem wieder, aber dank meines Herrn Vater weiß ich ja jetzt wie ich ein Auto anlasse. Reinsetzen, Zündung an, Motohaube auf, Hammer und Meisel nehmen, den Anlasser anklopfen, Zünden, und ab geht die Post. In den Drive-In werde ich demnächst wohl nicht mehr fahren.

2 Responses to “Peinlich, peinlich…”

  1. Jule Says:

    hihi mit hammer und meisel…jaja die gute alte zeit in der DDR…na das kann ja heiter werden wenn das mit meinem autochen auch so wird…aber zum glück hat er nach ner kleinen reparatur jetzt doch noch 2 jahre tüv!jetzt ists ein youngtimer;) aber mit der story hast dir echt nen gratisburger verdient…danke!ich konnte heute morgen weningstens mal wieder lachen:) lieben gruß!

  2. vanessa Says:

    HAHAHA! Lustig. Wenn mir das passiert wäre (habe ja auch beim Mac mal geschafft) und so schadensfroh wie ich bin hätteich wieder Tränen gelacht! Geholfen hätte ich natürlich auch….unter Tränen ;O) Bis Mittwoch!

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